Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Teledu
A teledu is actually a stinking badger from Java and Sumatra. That's "stinking" according to the dictionary, not me. We don't have badgers in New Zealand so I'm not sure if they usually stink or not! However, I have to say the invented blog meanings were far more entertaining than the real meaning, as usual. And the most entertaining of all, according to the voters and myself, was the meaning invented by The Mad Fishicist. Excellent work, TMF.
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It's another word for a tattletale. Sibilings would say, "I'm telling on you-what you did!" Somehow, it got condensed to "teledu."
The little girl grabbed a cookie without permission and her older brother, the teledu, ratted on her.
a long distance relationship
"Betty is involved in a really bad teledu"
a long distance relationship
"Betty is involved in a really bad teledu"
The hairstyle all teenage girls will either have or want to have in the year 2023.
A teledu is a long-awaited, eagerly anticipated phone call.
On the flip side is the teledud, often made by creditors, telemarketers, and socially awkward acquaintances calling to ask for tech help.
Teledu was actually the 5th Teletubbie. He never made it onto the show as 3 weeks before filming was due to start, he got into a minor skirmish with some children at a playground and the producers of the show decided he just wasn't right for the part.
Teledu is the tax refund we Americans received this year. As it turns out we all have been paying an extra phone tax that was implemented in the 1940's that is no longer necessary. Thank you Uncle Sam.
Teledu is twin language. Becky and Bobby seem to converse with great skill and frequency and completely understanding one another while their parents have no idea what they're saying, which seems to indicate their particular Teledu is very advanced.
Also known as "the calico planet", Teledu is located in the fourth quadrant of sector nine, Theta X arm, Myrmidon Galaxy.
Known on Earth as aliens, the inhabitants prefer to go by Teledudes and Telettes.
But don't mistake coolness for niceness. Teledudes can be vicious and Telettes can read minds. Not a good combo, I can pretty much guarantee.
And watch your back. A whole colony arrived in Siberia just last Thursday.
A teledu is a special phone used by Willy Wonka. It has hoogly boogly numbers.
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