Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Naker

A naker is a kettledrum. I hope that isn't too disappointing for you all! And very well done for keeping the invented meanings within the realm of family entertainment as usual. The winner on the poll was suggested by Calie. Congrats again, Calie.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Naker is the term college frat boys use to describe drinking beer in their birthday suits.

"It's Friday night, fellas," hollered Stanley-the-student. "Let's NAKER!!!!!!"

LauraLee said...

Naker:(s) Noun - A toddler who won't keep his clothes on for any length of time. A small child who has a compulsion to run around in his birthday suit.

You can always tell a naker when you see a mom running desperately with a new diaper whilst picking up a shoe here, and a sock there and a shirt over there.

"When Penny began her new babysitting job, it didn't take her long to figure out that little Freddy was a naker."

Code Cutie said...

Naker-What farmers call people that have mental problems that cause them to walk around naked.
"Well that darn fellow right there
is naker."

Anonymous said...

Naker is a red neck term for a tool used to catch and kill snakes.
"Hey Bill run quick and get the naker, we've got a big rattler over here!"

Anonymous said...

Desperate housewives who live on Wisteria Lane often employ the services of a Naker. A Naker is a fine specimen of young man who rakes leaves in your yard, wearing nothing but a smile.

Ron said...

Well, you can tell where this group's thoughts run....most definitions centered around naked. But a naker, pronounced "nack-er", is really a person who collects knick-knacks. It used to be "nickernacker", but that seemed too wordy, so it got shortened to just plain "naker".

Shari said...

Sharing the gutters with most of you.

A naker is the person who sees a naked person, the nakee. (Don't ask me what I think of Hardee's, a fast-food joint.)

Shari said...

Sorry for the x-rated comment. I just remembered that your kids read this blog. You can delete it if you want.

Just wanted to say that the voting poll disappeared.

The Mad Fishicist said...

The little known fourth man in the tub. He fell out before you could say "rub a dub dub."

Word Imp said...

Shari
That's fine. I didn't mind your comment at all. It was a bit deep for my children to grasp. And, they do sometimes enter with their own invented meanings but seldom read it for themselves. However, I do want it to be family friendly so we'll keep that in mind. Thanks for your concerns.

Anonymous said...

A naker is a person who goes around naked.

auntibeck said...

Naker. Pronouced "Nack-er." A person with expertise for a particular activity. "John has a "nack" for hitting rabbits in a shooting gallery. His friends call him a "nacker" for short." Hey Nacker, bet you can't beat me in the duck blind!"