Saturday, January 20, 2007
Wayzgoose
A wayzgoose is the annual festivity of a printing house. Origin unknown. Perhaps someone in the printing trade can enlighten us on that one! Being a writer, perhaps one day I'll be invited to a wayzgoose. There were certainly some interesting meanings on the blog today, with a deserved win on the poll to Sara. Well done, Sara.
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Wayzgoose is a manufacturer of maps and satnav gadgets used by geese migrating to the south for the winters.
The actual tradmark is "Way-z-goose".
Scientists often think that geese actually use a natural, internal tracking system. They used to but found maps and sat-nav much more accurate.
A way-z-goose is manufactured by the same people who invented lazee-boy chairs. Lazee-boy chairs were designed for people to relax, whereas the Way-z-goose serves the opposite purpose. A way-z-goose is a robotic bird that chases it's owner around pecking at them if they dare sit down. Records show that they have been mainly purchased by parents of teenagers, disgruntled wives and unscrupulous factory owners. They were also found to be good for people wishing to lose weight, however they have now been banned.
Forget it, hands down Sara is right on, unbeatable and too funny!
wayzgoose(v.) To perform a public happy dance.
After winning the state lottery, Johnny didn't just laugh all the way to the bank, he wayzgoosed.
Wayzgoose is when a dog noses you in the butt.
Junior is a good dog, but if he wayzgooses me one more time, I'm going to scream.
A wayzgoose is a pub-crawl, where a group of people go from pub to pub. They have to collect a souvenir from each of the pubs on the way.
Jonas didn't manage to visit all the pubs on the wayzgoose but he really got some cool souvenirs from the ones he did visit.
A wayzgoose has absolutely nothing to do with geese at all. Back in medieval times a wayzgoose was a decanter used to hold wine or mead. I was brught out for use during the finest banquets.
A wayzgoose is a disabled goose. For example, one without the ability to fly.
Wayzgoose means "the way of the goose".
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