Sunday, August 26, 2007

Levirate

A levirate is a custom where a dead man's brother or next of kin was required to marry his widow. Interesting. The invented meanings were also fascinating and two word imps topped the poll. Congratulations to Stephen and Flamingo.

13 comments:

Thinks! said...

Levirate - a trade definition for the profit margin which can be acquired from selling Levis at an exorbitant price because they are trendy.

A pair of 501's made in China for £2.50 can be sold in the UK for £60 thus providing a handsome levirate.

Brian o vretanos said...

Levirate (adj.) Used to describe someone who is so angry they are about to explode.

"When I told Dad I'd crashed Mum's car whilst reversing in the drive, he was livid. When I told him that I'd reversed it into his he went levirate."

Maalie said...

Levirate is a rank in the army of the Republic of Drongo. It is roughly equivalent to a corporal.

Anonymous said...

Levirate – as yours truly well knows, the levirate is the precise amount of force required to hit a golf ball so that it soars through the air, misses the green, and lands slap bang in the middle of a bunker.

Suzanne G. said...

Levirate: (n) Fruit bat native to Chile known for its prodigious sexual appetites and stamina. This randy rodent is the inspiration for the drug "Levitra", the latest male enhancement product to hit the American market promising men a little taste of this bat's potency.

-source, Bristol Meyers Squibb public relations department, office of naming new drugs

Stephen said...

Levirate is the amount of money a person has to pay a guru in order to learn how to levitate.

Stephen from Scottsdale, Arizona, USA
http://stephen-has-spoken.blogspot.com/

lorenzothellama said...

A Levirate is an off-shoot of one of the twelve tribes of Israel.

The Levirates decided they had had enough of plagues and smitings, so they wandered aimlessly in the wilderness and discovered a land of apricots and plums, which is the present day region of Hunza in Northern Pakistan.

Unknown said...

A levirate (n.) is an angry hare or bunny. Harmless enough on their own, in groups they can be highly dangerous, especially when their warren or young are threatened.

The last known sighting of the hunter Warren G. Mitchell occurred in 1979. He was seen approaching the warren of what was, at the time, presumed to be your average wild rabbit. However, it is now believed that this underground dwelling belonged to a group of levirates as no further trace of Mr. Mitchell was ever found, bar one very chewed leather hiking boot.

Anonymous said...

A levirate is a lever, concealed within the church pulpit, artificially 'levitating' sundry items on the altar. It is used during congregational discussions on foreign mission projects .

Say for example, the Priest wants to know whether or not he should use collection monies to spread the 'good word' in Benidorm. He asks The Almighty for a sign, cranks up the 'levirate' - and the ticket's as good as booked.

Bee said...

Sorry peeps you're all wrong...
A Levirate is a scholar that dedicates his studies to "Liberache".
Their goal is to one day make the whole world all sparkly.

Chris said...

Levirate (v)- to be the first to get a virus, and infiltrate everyone with it. Can also, in recent times, refer to a computer virus.

i.e. When Cindy received a funny e-mail (carrying a virus, though she didn't know) she instantly proceeded to levirate by sending it to everyone she knew. Surprisingly to her, they weren't grateful for it.

Anonymous said...

The Levirate [lev i ra te - think of the Illuminati] are a society of rats and other rodents who are habitually honest, or "on the level".

Sara said...

Levirate describes what frequently happens when I visit my mother.