Have fun with a new word each day. I'll choose a word. You make up a meaning.
Friday, July 06, 2007
Rotifer
A rotifer is a microscopic water animal with rotary organs used for swimming. Fascinating. The word rotifer offered plenty of opportunity for a wide range of inventiveness among our merry band of wordsters. Magdalene was a popular winner on the poll. Excellent work, Magdalene.
Rotifer, pronounced Rottifer is the name of Lucifer's younger brother. He is a lesser known and minimally dangerous entity, more prone to schoolboy pranks such as the inspiration behind stinkbombs and jokes of the Jackass variety.
Rotifer is the piece on a rotary phone behind the "dialing wheel" connecting it to the rest of the phone. If it breaks then all dialing capabilities will be lost.
Rotifer - This was a 60's invention - the idea was to shape a suitcase like a wheel which the traveller could then push around (a spherical version was also produced).
Due to the obvious drawbacks - clothes looked like they'd just come out of a washing machine (or Word Imp's "rotifer"), chaos caused by passengers at airports chasing their runaway luggage, etc, this idea never took off...
Rotifer - the unholy offspring of a Rottweiler and a Gopher. The ferocious digging that ensues onces a Rotifer enters your yard is devastating. It is suspected that landscapers created the original Rotifer in lab and unleashed it on unsuspecting neighborhoods in order to boost their business. This theory, of course, has yet to be proven.
rotifer.....is a kind of bum tht specializes in fixing nice snacks [in his opinion] for himself from garbage dumps and trash cans....many of them are found in alleys behind Burger Kings.....
if you use this in a sentence.........."The rise in the number of rotifers in the city has become a boon to the public works department and the govrnment has announced a special welfare package for them which includes access to exclusive trash from Hilton hotels"
Remember the big,fat, freckled, rotund bully in school, who stole all your lunch money, abused the weaker kids (you) and pulled on the girls pigtails? that mean little devil is officially called - a Rotifer!
Rotifer is the sort degeneration that occurs with fur if it is not properly stored or treated with the product that was advertised on that infomercial at 3:00 this morning. Operators are still standing by to take your orders.
A rotifer was originally a person who was employed at or frequently attended the Rotifington Theatre in London, a place once known for its bizarre and humorous plays. Eventually the term came to be applied to any person who liked that type of humor, or even to any practical joker.
Example: "Well, the kitchen sink is full of frogs again, I wish I could find the rotifer who keeps doing this."
Stephen from Scottsdale, Arizona, USA http://stephen-has-spoken.blogspot.com/
Rotifer- a rare flower that blooms only in late fall, in one small corner of the Rocky Mountains. It looks a little like a lily that's been twisted about in some arcane medieval torture device.
That subterranean layer of liquid, similar to the aquafor, formed in some rural areas by years of sewage dumping by Roto-rooter trucks. It's no laughing matter to live near one.
rot[o] rot[ten] fer [git as fer away as you can] Well, you get my drift.
Rotifer - A growth often found on the ear lobes of people who eavesdrop -- formed by specialized eavesdropping bacteria (which is airborne and can survive under the most extreme conditions -- so be careful.)
Example: Gregor's grandmother often warned him that he would grow a massive Rotifer on his ear if he didn't control his habit of listening in on others' private conversations.
To bea n. random...if you think you've seen the Rotifer Gopher go wild in an average yard...you should visit certain areas in Kentucky and see what they do around a rotifer layer. It's ugly!
Rotifer (n) a breed of ancient dogs, originating in France as taste-testing animals, but regarded as the national dog of Prussia, having short, prickly, smelly hair, left untrimmed, occurring in eight varieties (standard, substandard, miniature, microscopic, gigantic, airborne, and toy) differing only in size, and originally used to dig wells.
Rotifer: From the french for roasted (roti) and iron (fer), it's any red meat roasted by a french person, in a french oven (very different from a dutch oven!), in a french place. It is always served with dijon mustard and bordeaux wine sauce.
A rotifer is an evergreen tree that spreads by root saplings, rather than by seeds from pine cones. In some evergreen stands there are coniferous trees and rotiferous trees.
1. I choose an obscure dictionary word.
2. You invent a wacky meaning and add it as a comment.
3. After a certain time I list the true meaning and choose a winner for the invented meaning.
There are no prizes, just lots of fun!
Remember, children use this site too.
I am a children's author who has had a handful of books published by trade publishers. They're in book shops and libraries. I've also had a sackful of books published by educational publishers. These are mainly found in schools. I love words and that's why I invented this blog site.
21 comments:
Why am I always the first?
Rotifer is a sea monster with a black head and two brown spots just above the eyes.
a tool that digs a hole for a tree in record time....?
Rotifer - I reckon this must be a breed of dog - with no teeth.
Beware, when cross it can give you a nasty suck!
Rotifer, pronounced Rottifer is the name of Lucifer's younger brother. He is a lesser known and minimally dangerous entity, more prone to schoolboy pranks such as the inspiration behind stinkbombs and jokes of the Jackass variety.
Rotifer is the piece on a rotary phone behind the "dialing wheel" connecting it to the rest of the phone. If it breaks then all dialing capabilities will be lost.
Inventions that never caught on #542:
Rotifer - This was a 60's invention - the idea was to shape a suitcase like a wheel which the traveller could then push around (a spherical version was also produced).
Due to the obvious drawbacks - clothes looked like they'd just come out of a washing machine (or Word Imp's "rotifer"), chaos caused by passengers at airports chasing their runaway luggage, etc, this idea never took off...
A rotifer is a portable printing press, meant to be taken on rallies to print flyers and posters as needed.
Nice word! A rotifer is a sort of woodpecker which makes holes rotating very quickly.
Rotifer - the unholy offspring of a Rottweiler and a Gopher. The ferocious digging that ensues onces a Rotifer enters your yard is devastating.
It is suspected that landscapers created the original Rotifer in lab and unleashed it on unsuspecting neighborhoods in order to boost their business. This theory, of course, has yet to be proven.
rotifer.....is a kind of bum tht specializes in fixing nice snacks [in his opinion] for himself from garbage dumps and trash cans....many of them are found in alleys behind Burger Kings.....
if you use this in a sentence.........."The rise in the number of rotifers in the city has become a boon to the public works department and the govrnment has announced a special welfare package for them which includes access to exclusive trash from Hilton hotels"
Remember the big,fat, freckled, rotund bully in school, who stole all your lunch money, abused the weaker kids (you) and pulled on the girls pigtails? that mean little devil is officially called - a Rotifer!
Rotifer is the sort degeneration that occurs with fur if it is not properly stored or treated with the product that was advertised on that infomercial at 3:00 this morning. Operators are still standing by to take your orders.
A rotifer was originally a person who was employed at or frequently attended the Rotifington Theatre in London, a place once known for its bizarre and humorous plays. Eventually the term came to be applied to any person who liked that type of humor, or even to any practical joker.
Example: "Well, the kitchen sink is full of frogs again, I wish I could find the rotifer who keeps doing this."
Stephen from Scottsdale, Arizona, USA
http://stephen-has-spoken.blogspot.com/
Rotifer- a rare flower that blooms only in late fall, in one small corner of the Rocky Mountains. It looks a little like a lily that's been twisted about in some arcane medieval torture device.
And it's pink.
That subterranean layer of liquid, similar to the aquafor, formed in some rural areas by years of sewage dumping by Roto-rooter trucks. It's no laughing matter to live near one.
rot[o]
rot[ten]
fer [git as fer away as you can]
Well, you get my drift.
Rotifer - A growth often found on the ear lobes of people who eavesdrop -- formed by specialized eavesdropping bacteria (which is airborne and can survive under the most extreme conditions -- so be careful.)
Example:
Gregor's grandmother often warned him that he would grow a massive Rotifer on his ear if he didn't control his habit of listening in on others' private conversations.
To bea n. random...if you think you've seen the Rotifer Gopher go wild in an average yard...you should visit certain areas in Kentucky and see what they do around a rotifer layer. It's ugly!
Rotifer (n) a breed of ancient dogs, originating in France as taste-testing animals, but regarded as the national dog of Prussia, having short, prickly, smelly hair, left untrimmed, occurring in eight varieties (standard, substandard, miniature, microscopic, gigantic, airborne, and toy) differing only in size, and originally used to dig wells.
Rotifer: From the french for roasted (roti) and iron (fer), it's any red meat roasted by a french person, in a french oven (very different from a dutch oven!), in a french place. It is always served with dijon mustard and bordeaux wine sauce.
A rotifer is an evergreen tree that spreads by root saplings, rather than by seeds from pine cones. In some evergreen stands there are coniferous trees and rotiferous trees.
Roti is a flat Indian bread, so rotifer is a roti-maker
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