Monday, July 02, 2007
Jargonelle
A jargonelle is yummy. It's an early ripening pear. What a large number of interesting entries this time. I'm impressed. I thought it might be a bit of a limiting word but not to the word imps of blogothea! Yaamyn and Dina Baxter tied as winners on today's shorter than usual poll. Well done both of you.
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It's Australian slang for the rubbish a newspaper reporter writes.
Jargonelle - women speak. When women get together and natter in a stange code about mundane things which men can't understand. (Nor want to!)
I think this one is clear.
YOU, our fair blog moderator, are trule a jargonelle: a fair lady who deals in convoluted syntax often vague in meaning. ;-)
Jargonelle is a trademarked brand name of the popular product "gonelle" when it is packaged in jars by means of the zyggig process. Gonelle, of course, is well known to those acquainted with projects BEMIS and QUEEQUEG. All others, reahlot your chirags.
I must say , good job Realityjunkie!
Jargonelle.
A new found funky lollipop flavour that is still under experimentation by scientists that is bound to be sold in the next century. It'd have a tinge of caramel and vanilla.
actually. a flavour of mercury and mars! :D mmm. fieryyyy.
Body part of the Cra-pitibi.
The Cra-pitibi is a creature which evolved in the 1200s. During a meteor shower, the house of the scientist Tibibi, got hit. Most of his chemicals spilt out of their containers and mixed together. Under the extremely high temperatures and pressures produced from the impact, these chemicals joined together a creature made from the broken fragments of the scientist's home. The Cra-pitibi ate only iron metal and did not seem to require any form of liquid for survival. Metal consumed by these creatures were stored in their jargonelles, a part of their body created from a glass jar. When these jars were completely filled, they looked extremely beautiful and attractive. As a result, many Cra-pitibi were killed for their jargonelles, which served as ornaments in the homes of the rich.
Methods of reproduction were not recorded.
The Cra-pitibi eventually died out in the 1300s due to over hunting.
Jargonelle
[Jar-guh-nell]
-noun
Abbreviations(such as LOL- Laugh Out Loud) made up by a single netizen that possibly might be used throughout the internet world as an instant messaging lingo.
E.g.
Hey, I have no idea what "GTFO" means, is that a jargonelle?
or jargonelle could simply be elle's jargon :) My jargon :D
kidding xD
i still love your site!
happy reading :)
The jargonelle is a loose lipped amphibious like creature that lurks in the backwaters of the Rio Grande river.
Jargonelle - pronounced YAR-GON-ELLA, is a semi-soft cheese coveted by pirates near the South of France. They would spread it ever so thinly on a cracker and savor the tangy bite. This could also be the origins of the phrase "Polly want a cracker?" Because who wouldn't want a cracker smeared the with creamy goodness of Jargonelle! YARRR!!!
Jargonelle: A creature that's special talent is not breathing fire, being strong or flying. But it is..........................................................opening jars!
LOL, another crazy thought by me.
Jargonelle was the name given to Medea in an early French adaptation of the story of Jason and the Argonauts. In nautical slang it has come to refer to a woman, often married, who has a long term affair with a sailor.
"And in each port he has a gal,
And each one's a Jargonelle"
- From an old sea shanty
(this rhymes if you do one of those hammy pirate's accents)
jargonelle..........is the art developed and practiced by lawyers and professors to convey very straight forward ideas in sophisticated, confusing terms with the motive to look smart...
Jargonelle is a disease you get when you play the game Jargon too much.
Jargonelle is used to describe the vague and confusing terms used by smart men to answer potentially troublesome questions from jealous and inquisitive partners.
The most typical example of Jargonelle is the old "Gone Fishing" phrase.
Modern day Jargonelle is more evolved ("Important Business meeting","Working late nights", "Deadlines",etc.)
Jargonelle is a kind of gathering of cranky beings who drink beer, fight over frivolous things and think there's nothing smarter than themmm......
Jargonelle: (n) (1) A grimly humorous French version of the word Juggernaut, defiantly applied during World War I to the German war offensive. (2) A nickname for the huge, long range cannons that shelled the trenches.
jargonelle are small, exquisite sea creatures emitting a soft repetitious sound (a jargon!!!)that exist by feeding on the bony remains of dead whales on the ocean .
jargonelle are small, exquisite sea creatures emitting a soft repetitious sound (a jargon!!!)that exist by feeding on the bony remains of dead whales on the ocean floor.
A Jargonelle is a beautiful young woman employed by Advertising Agencies to lure new accounts to the firm. She has absolutely no talent whatsoever for writing ad campaigns, however she is an expert at wining and dining prospective clients and the men from these prospective companies have absolutely no power to resist her beauty and charm.
Jargonelle (n) a condiment attributed to early homo sapiens recently discovered in Northern France. Ingredients are believed to have included dessicated moth wings, mustard seeds, and twigs.
Jardonelle: An unmarried female most likely working in the medical or law field. These women like to look smart by using jardons.
Jardonora: married woman who jardons
Jardonor: male jardonist
Jargonelle: a person who suffers from the compunction to record every aspect of their day in writing.
A jargonelle is a big and pouffy powdered wig, similar to the ones worn by 18th century nobles or present-days barristers in England.
Jargonelle: The descriptions on the back of expensive bottles of french wine that are meant to make the wine-drinker feel like he or she doesn't know anything at all about wine.
Jargonelle is the newest Muppets character. He is a small, shady fellow who tries to sell the other muppets useless gadgets. Oscar never falls for it, but Ernie usually does.
Jargonelle (n) - a speech writer for the President
jargonelle (n)- one's own manner of speaking. Everyone has a jargonelle, whether they like it or not. It could be using a lot of slang, using obscure words, strange idioms, invented curses or exclamations, tendency to say "like" or "um", using longer or shorter sentences, etc... you get the idea.
someone who talks just for the sake of talking
A jargonelle is a machine used in the food industry to fill and seal jars.
Stephen from Scottsdale, Arizona, USA
http://stephen-has-spoken.blogspot.com/
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