Thursday, February 14, 2008

Omentum

So yes, the omentum is that ghastly stomach thing mentioned by Mandy. Or, as my dictionary puts more politely, the fold of the peritoneum connecting the stomach with other viscera. Not sure what viscera is but the doctor types will know. Well done to silver_flight and lorenzothellama for tying on the poll today. Great meanings, as always.

13 comments:

Merriam said...

An omentum is kind of hard to describe. The part in brackets is an omentum:

[I have a dream...] that one day the world will have more chocolate....

Sara said...

Omentum is that moment when you are happily absorbed in some project or activity and then you get the sudden realisation that you have something else you need to do.

"Joe was engrossed in writing his blog post when he had a sudden sense of omentum and noticed with horror that it was 3 'o' clock and time to pick the children up from school"

Sandra Dodd said...

Omentum is becoming a grandparent (Oma).

The Encourager said...

The omentum is the satarical ending of a tragic play.
It is implemented in creating a deep feeling of distain to what may have been a sense of compassion or empathy.

Anonymous said...

Omentum is a nasty layer of yellow fat that lays flat across the stomach . the omentum directly affects hormone levels and metabolic rate. The more obese a person becomes the larger the omentum...resembling a big yellow parachute. YUCK.

Unknown said...

Omentum (n.) is what happens when you´re so hungry it´s impossible to think of anything except food.

silver_flight said...

I think it has to be the measurement of how long something can stay still; a fidgety child would have low omentum, while many cats would come in surprisingly high.

Thinks! said...

Omentum must be that moment when you get a strange feeling in you stomach that something is about to go wrong. (Source: Omen and queasy tum)

Eggbert had an vivid omentum just before he opened his bank statement. Yes, he was overdrawn again!

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Anonymous said...

Omentum is when you set out to do one thing but end up doing another because you forget what you were going to do in the first place.

Sara said...

Oh dear... I know what this means and unfortunately so does someone else who has missed the point and put the correct answer on :-/

An omentum is any large, weighty book suitable for standing on to reach other smaller books that may be just out of reach.

Anonymous said...

I didn't miss the point...but, the real meaning was just more bizarre than anything I could think up at the time !!

lorenzothellama said...

omentum is not being able to stop praying.

Ju's little sister said...

Omentum is the state you fall into when you can't stop giggling, and all you have to do is meet the eye of your fellow giggler, and the omentum kicks back in.