Monday, June 18, 2007

Wivern

Yes, a wivern (also spelled wyvern) is a winged, two legged dragon with a barbed tail. The invented meanings were wonderful again. I was amazed at the huge variety and had lots of fun reading them. Well done to Somegirl for a great meaning and a well deserved win on the poll today!

36 comments:

muy_magnifico said...

a wivern is the formal name for the plastic thing on the end of a shoelace

Anonymous said...

Short of Wife’s Rhinoplastic which husband had to pay few days ago, in plural

Thinks! said...

Income of a man's spouse as listed on application forms - Wivern

From cockney - "How much your wivern, Mate!"

Angry WoW Player said...

How a 12 year old spells wyvern?

Shanosha said...

A wivern is what you call a plant that has already witherd.

"I forgot to put the bouquet in a vase of water, and my roses were reduced to wiverns."

Anonymous said...

A wivern is a wild fern! it leads people astray!! K Parameswaran,Kerala,India

Unknown said...

Wivern (n.) nowadays more commonly spelled wyvern, is a dragon - one with two legs. Interesting (?) fact: There is a Wyverne Road in Cardiff, Wales. (For those who don't know, the Welsh flag is a green and white background with a red dragon on it)

Anonymous said...

Coined in the early 1600s in the Scottish town of Limouth where 75 percent of the male population had the first or middle name of Vern, wivern (originally wee vern or w'vern) is a term meaning small boy, that is most often used in negative situations.

Example: My Wallet's gone! Quick. Catch that wivern!

dickiebo said...

Wivern? 'Cos we didn't like Nick!

Merriam said...

A narrow spiderweb which snakes around the house of an extremely wealthy person, catching dust instead of insects.

Anonymous said...

Wivern- adj. Crazy about peaches to the point of mental anguish.

Dette said...

A wivern comes from New Zealand and is a traditional container for keeping the ashes of a man's wife when she dies.

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LALIT GOEL said...

wivern seems to be a diesease to a man who has many wives....may be...

G10 said...

A fire-breathing dragon used in medieval heraldry; had the head of a dragon and the tail of a snake and a body with wings and two legs

Shari said...

Wivern-a movie about wives who have it all, but lost their identity. They are many things to others (somebody's wife, somebody's mom, etc.), but they want to find themselves again.

bea n. random said...

Wivern - a prestigious title given to a woman who is not only a grand wife but a Registered Nurse, as well.

"You think you've had a long week? Well, at least you're not a wivern, working 24/7!"

Boricua in Texas said...

A wivern is a polygamous man who has been abandoned by his wives because he has been unable to provide the required leadership and financial support for the family.

Oink said...

Wivern is the upgraded version of WI-fi . Using this u can communicate from the outer reaches of the milky way galaxy. Powered by enormous electromagnetic stations, it uses extremly powerful signals to transmit ultra high frequency radio waves called verns. these radio signals are then decoded by some to-be-established space station millions of miles away in outer space to facilitate communication with extra terrestrials , if the need arises. Project taken up by the US government as a social welfare program at the cost of 50 trillion dollars :P

AnnieT said...

I like the withered rose; however, a Wivern is a small British wading bird, speckled beneath the throat, but otherwise unremarkable save for the long migration it makes to Siberia every year, for the short sub-Arctic summer.

Cheers!

D5LRKVO said...

A Wivern is the end of a lantern wick that prevents it from unraveling before use.

Deepu Vasudevan said...

Inn (?? tavern) with wireless facilities.

Anonymous said...

wivern n. A small dam, made of woven reeds or branches, located upstream of a mill, and used to keep debris from clogging or damaging a water wheel.

Samantha said...

Wivern: the wife of a mormon. (which i suppose is the antonym of some of the other ideas)

Anonymous said...

I think I might know the actual meaning to this (a first- isn't it a two-legged dragon?), but I'll make up another meaning anyway.

wivern (v)- to slither sideways, like a sidewinder snake

someGirl said...

wivern: It is a coven of widows. They spend their time trying to make contact with their dead husbands. They gather during dinner time, trying to lure their spirits out with the aroma of steak and beer

Nancy McVey said...

Wivern, a natural stream of water. As in Elmer Fudd's favorite movie, "A Wivern Wuns Thwough It".

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Congratulations on your nomination

Brian o vretanos said...

Wivern (adj) - twisted together, used in Shakespeare's time:

"His gnarled arms reach out towards the sky,
As the wivern boughs of some old dying oak,
In final supplication to the heavns."

(Henry IX Act III)

Zhome9 said...

Wivren
(change "v" to "f" but keep the same pronounciation)
Wifren = Welsh for "wire"

kintaris said...

wivern - an extremely rare mosquito from the southern reaches of the Sahara, that feeds on human impatience rather than blood. Sought after (impatiently) by moustachioed, khaki-wearing, Winchester-slinging Englishmen so they can kill it and frame it.

Zen Wizard said...

1) Someone studying to be your wife on a trial basis in a polygamistic cult, i.e., a wife intern;

2) Ernest's response to Vern when he told him he had to go to camp.

Dina Baxter said...

Wivern (v.): to dance slowly, making moves that consist almost entirely of circles- like a whirling dervish in slow-motion.

Larry said...

Wivern; (n.) A Finnish word for a large hole cut through a fish net by a Splenius, which has very sharp teeth.
e.g. When they pulled up the net, all the fish had fallen out through a large Wivern.

Lady_Faye said...

A wivern is a person of such a cold nature that they can no longer integrate into normal society and are bound to live in the confines of their own restricted prison.

Irene Grumman said...

wivern: a person who wives

ex. Britannia rules the wives