Saturday, June 16, 2007

Splenius

The splenius is actually a neck muscle which is used to pull back the head. Fancy that! Once again, the invented meanings were lots of fun to read. The winner on the poll came from Brian O Vretanos. Thanks, Brian. Great work.

30 comments:

Domestic Goddess said...

Surely you jest! A Splenius in its purest form is a wily and cunning bacterium with a proven track record of rupturing a least twenty human spleens or five of the elephant variety.

Sudheesh said...

a splenius is a very gracious spleen.

Boricua in Texas said...

I think a splenius is a splendorous genius, the brightest among the bright. Einstein was a splenius.

Thinks! said...

Surely a Roman gladiator whose only weakness was to be knifed in the spleen.
Splenius friend and servant of Achilles.

taipan said...

splenius would be one who has more than one spleen just as numerous-all from greek stock

The Lazy Loser said...
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The Lazy Loser said...

Splenius : Derived from a mis-spelt unision of the words "spell" and "genius". A person prone to genius-level errors in his/her spellings.

Kind of like a serial loser in Spelling Bee contests.

Dina Baxter said...

Splenius: of or relating to spleen; of or relating to a person in poor humor. "He was a splenius boar at the wedding."

Unknown said...

Splenius (adj.) to be crotchety, irritable or easily angered.

Examples of splenius personnages include Henry VIII, The Queen of Hearts and Grumpy the Dwarf

Chris Latragna said...

splenius...is a tissue under your lips and is very sensitive and muscular. I have more info on my blog about this..

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bea n. random said...

Splenius - an exclamatory word used to describe something that is splendiferously ingenious.

"Have you seen the pretzels that have the peanut butter on the inside and chocolate on the outside? Splenius!"

Anonymous said...

An expert at breaking up perfectly happy couples.

[Combination of split + genius]

sheilabythebeach said...

Uh, I can't top the lazy loser!!!

T.T. Thomas said...

Have you all been neglecting your History of the Holy Roman Empire? Splenius was Cleopatra's eunich who protected her and Marc from Ceasar's friends by mere virtue of the fact that Splenius was born without a spleen and thus inherently protected from the era's favorite way to kill someone, i.e, with a knife thrust to the spleen. It is said that Marc once sent Splenius to Rome to do a man's job, and that event was the only known failure of Splenius' otherwise successful career.

Mike said...

I'm not sure, but I think in my shakespeare class in college they said a splenic person is very the hplegmatic man, who eats a lot of fish, so I guess splenius is someone who likes sea bass. No? Maybe fat?

Brian o vretanos said...

Splenius (adj.) - Used to describe, for example, a meal, so rich and over-indulgent as to pose a serious risk to the consumer.

Splenius banquets led to many premature deaths in the higher echelons of the late Roman Empire.

Irene Grumman said...

splenius (n)(male) splenia (n) (female) (1) a splendid spelunker (2) one skilled in negotiating the (metaphorical) dark and dangerous underground of politics

Merriam said...

splenius: 1) sharp, brisk, and inquiring 2) a giraffe so uncommonly intelligent that he becomes a serious danger to any who approach him, as anyone or anything in his company becomes immediately bathed in the endless pearls of wisdom of this creature that they forget who they are. HIGHLY DANGEROUS.
Example: The shockingly foolish pajamaed girl was backing away from the deadly splenius at such an alarming slow rate that the little knowledge she possessed was sucked out of her within a millisecond.

Anonymous said...

Splenius: (adj.) Alternate spelling for Splenious, the Australian surfer slang for high splash content.

Ex.: That was one splenius wave, mate!

Splenius: (n.) From splenius the adjective, wave with high splash content.

Ex.: I never saw that splenius coming, mate!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

it is like being a genius, only us scrabble players call it splenius.

Anonymous said...

a word used instead of splendid such as "You look splenius."

Larry said...

Splenius: [n.] A type of fish found off the coast of Finland. Often mistaken for a Sea Anemone. It's main source of food is the Clown Fish.

Anonymous said...

Splenius (n)- that groggy, half-asleep, out of it, too-tired-to-do-a-thing, almost zombified feeling you get after you have stayed up all night. It usually sets in around 3 or 4 am.

i.e- Going through security in Dallas and 4:15 AM to get on the next flight to Florida, after flying all night, Carolyn had sunk into such a state of splenius that she couldn't remember her own name.

Anonymous said...

Duh- supposed to be at 4:15 AM. Also, there's supposed to be no comma after Florida. Always proofread your comments!

Arthi said...

When there is a plenty of genius floating around in a workshop, then you call it a " splenius workshop". Definitely not for lesser mortals.

Rick Olivares said...

its like a pair of contracted words "splendid" and genius." which is like exaggerated bit ofpraise. one would think this word is best in a harrpy potter series.

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Stephen said...

A splenius is the jar in which the ancient Egyptians kept the spleen and other organs when mummifying a person.

Stephen from Scottsdale, Arizona, USA
http://stephen-has-spoken.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

splenius - used to describe a splendid feeling when the genius has derived the answer to a mathematical problem after three months of hard work.

Alternative to Eureka, of course.