Have fun with a new word each day. I'll choose a word. You make up a meaning.
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Splenius
The splenius is actually a neck muscle which is used to pull back the head. Fancy that! Once again, the invented meanings were lots of fun to read. The winner on the poll came from Brian O Vretanos. Thanks, Brian. Great work.
Surely you jest! A Splenius in its purest form is a wily and cunning bacterium with a proven track record of rupturing a least twenty human spleens or five of the elephant variety.
Have you all been neglecting your History of the Holy Roman Empire? Splenius was Cleopatra's eunich who protected her and Marc from Ceasar's friends by mere virtue of the fact that Splenius was born without a spleen and thus inherently protected from the era's favorite way to kill someone, i.e, with a knife thrust to the spleen. It is said that Marc once sent Splenius to Rome to do a man's job, and that event was the only known failure of Splenius' otherwise successful career.
I'm not sure, but I think in my shakespeare class in college they said a splenic person is very the hplegmatic man, who eats a lot of fish, so I guess splenius is someone who likes sea bass. No? Maybe fat?
splenius (n)(male) splenia (n) (female) (1) a splendid spelunker (2) one skilled in negotiating the (metaphorical) dark and dangerous underground of politics
splenius: 1) sharp, brisk, and inquiring 2) a giraffe so uncommonly intelligent that he becomes a serious danger to any who approach him, as anyone or anything in his company becomes immediately bathed in the endless pearls of wisdom of this creature that they forget who they are. HIGHLY DANGEROUS. Example: The shockingly foolish pajamaed girl was backing away from the deadly splenius at such an alarming slow rate that the little knowledge she possessed was sucked out of her within a millisecond.
Splenius (n)- that groggy, half-asleep, out of it, too-tired-to-do-a-thing, almost zombified feeling you get after you have stayed up all night. It usually sets in around 3 or 4 am.
i.e- Going through security in Dallas and 4:15 AM to get on the next flight to Florida, after flying all night, Carolyn had sunk into such a state of splenius that she couldn't remember her own name.
its like a pair of contracted words "splendid" and genius." which is like exaggerated bit ofpraise. one would think this word is best in a harrpy potter series.
1. I choose an obscure dictionary word.
2. You invent a wacky meaning and add it as a comment.
3. After a certain time I list the true meaning and choose a winner for the invented meaning.
There are no prizes, just lots of fun!
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30 comments:
Surely you jest! A Splenius in its purest form is a wily and cunning bacterium with a proven track record of rupturing a least twenty human spleens or five of the elephant variety.
a splenius is a very gracious spleen.
I think a splenius is a splendorous genius, the brightest among the bright. Einstein was a splenius.
Surely a Roman gladiator whose only weakness was to be knifed in the spleen.
Splenius friend and servant of Achilles.
splenius would be one who has more than one spleen just as numerous-all from greek stock
Splenius : Derived from a mis-spelt unision of the words "spell" and "genius". A person prone to genius-level errors in his/her spellings.
Kind of like a serial loser in Spelling Bee contests.
Splenius: of or relating to spleen; of or relating to a person in poor humor. "He was a splenius boar at the wedding."
Splenius (adj.) to be crotchety, irritable or easily angered.
Examples of splenius personnages include Henry VIII, The Queen of Hearts and Grumpy the Dwarf
splenius...is a tissue under your lips and is very sensitive and muscular. I have more info on my blog about this..
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Splenius - an exclamatory word used to describe something that is splendiferously ingenious.
"Have you seen the pretzels that have the peanut butter on the inside and chocolate on the outside? Splenius!"
An expert at breaking up perfectly happy couples.
[Combination of split + genius]
Uh, I can't top the lazy loser!!!
Have you all been neglecting your History of the Holy Roman Empire? Splenius was Cleopatra's eunich who protected her and Marc from Ceasar's friends by mere virtue of the fact that Splenius was born without a spleen and thus inherently protected from the era's favorite way to kill someone, i.e, with a knife thrust to the spleen. It is said that Marc once sent Splenius to Rome to do a man's job, and that event was the only known failure of Splenius' otherwise successful career.
I'm not sure, but I think in my shakespeare class in college they said a splenic person is very the hplegmatic man, who eats a lot of fish, so I guess splenius is someone who likes sea bass. No? Maybe fat?
Splenius (adj.) - Used to describe, for example, a meal, so rich and over-indulgent as to pose a serious risk to the consumer.
Splenius banquets led to many premature deaths in the higher echelons of the late Roman Empire.
splenius (n)(male) splenia (n) (female) (1) a splendid spelunker (2) one skilled in negotiating the (metaphorical) dark and dangerous underground of politics
splenius: 1) sharp, brisk, and inquiring 2) a giraffe so uncommonly intelligent that he becomes a serious danger to any who approach him, as anyone or anything in his company becomes immediately bathed in the endless pearls of wisdom of this creature that they forget who they are. HIGHLY DANGEROUS.
Example: The shockingly foolish pajamaed girl was backing away from the deadly splenius at such an alarming slow rate that the little knowledge she possessed was sucked out of her within a millisecond.
Splenius: (adj.) Alternate spelling for Splenious, the Australian surfer slang for high splash content.
Ex.: That was one splenius wave, mate!
Splenius: (n.) From splenius the adjective, wave with high splash content.
Ex.: I never saw that splenius coming, mate!
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it is like being a genius, only us scrabble players call it splenius.
a word used instead of splendid such as "You look splenius."
Splenius: [n.] A type of fish found off the coast of Finland. Often mistaken for a Sea Anemone. It's main source of food is the Clown Fish.
Splenius (n)- that groggy, half-asleep, out of it, too-tired-to-do-a-thing, almost zombified feeling you get after you have stayed up all night. It usually sets in around 3 or 4 am.
i.e- Going through security in Dallas and 4:15 AM to get on the next flight to Florida, after flying all night, Carolyn had sunk into such a state of splenius that she couldn't remember her own name.
Duh- supposed to be at 4:15 AM. Also, there's supposed to be no comma after Florida. Always proofread your comments!
When there is a plenty of genius floating around in a workshop, then you call it a " splenius workshop". Definitely not for lesser mortals.
its like a pair of contracted words "splendid" and genius." which is like exaggerated bit ofpraise. one would think this word is best in a harrpy potter series.
A splenius is the jar in which the ancient Egyptians kept the spleen and other organs when mummifying a person.
Stephen from Scottsdale, Arizona, USA
http://stephen-has-spoken.blogspot.com/
splenius - used to describe a splendid feeling when the genius has derived the answer to a mathematical problem after three months of hard work.
Alternative to Eureka, of course.
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