Monday, September 17, 2007

Scrimshank

To scrimshank is to shirk your duties. Such a person is, of course, a scrimshanker. My dictionary refers to the term as "military slang". Perhaps some of our North American word imps secretly knew that. I'm glad I know this word now. I shall enjoy using it at the earliest possible opportunity. Thanks to Pami Sami for her take on scrimshank. We loved that meaning and it was a clear poll winner today. Great work, PS.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Scrim-shanks are similar to lamb shanks only that instead of real meat, a collection of any off-cuts from the butchers floor are used. Commonly used where the cook is running into financial trouble.

Caution: if you suspect you have been served scrim-shanks, move to a table near the tiolet.

Ju's little sister said...

This is a complicated word, and I am surprised it has developed into common useage.
A rugby player who is afraid of the scrum is called a scrimmer. And a scrimshank (srim's hank) is the handkercheif he (or she) uses to wipe his (or her) nose after blubbing in pure terror at the thought of entering a scrum.

There are no scrimmers or scrimshanks amongst the All Blacks.

Maalie said...

It's related to scrimshaw, which is the engraving on whales' teeth that old whaling sailors did to pass the time. Scrimshank is similar, but the engraving takes place on the flipper bones.

Shari said...

Scrimshank was the original term for the house elf (Harry Potter), but the author decided that house elf would be better.

Anonymous said...

Scrimshank is what Sanskrit was before it became a written language. Few scholars are truly fluent in it anymore.

Anonymous said...

Scrimshanks are the little screws that you are left with when you have taken something apart to fix it and then put it back together again. This term can also be applied to the nuts and bolts or whatever that seem to have no logical use when you self-assemble something. Our kitchen drawer is full of scrimshanks.

Pastor Phil said...

scrimshank - a carving upon the flesh

Scarification was practiced widely upon the faces of Maori warriors who wished to look fierce in battle, and attractive to women. In Australia this skin carving is found today mainly in parts of Arnhem Land. In Africa, the Baule people of the Ivory Coast used scarification as mark of civilization. Without scrimshank marks one would not be considered part of the Baule culture.

Today scarification is used in the United States to prove that one got stupid drunk.

Johnny has a new scrimshank. It is unfortunate that Johnny cannot space his letters properly when he is drunk. He meant to carve his girlfriend's name but now his arm says "Beat rice."

Thinks! said...

Scrimshanks have to step twice as quickly as long shanks as it's an old (deferential) term for a person with disproportionately short legs. (Scrimp - short: shanks - legs)
When choosing clothes they unfortunately have to buy the long jacket and the extra short trousers.

Keep up Scrimshanks. Keep up lad!

"Atishoo! Coo, lucky I'm not eating at the moment!"

phil said...

A scrimshank is a person who commonly eats food off of your plate without asking. And it's usualy more than a nibble - often whole handfuls.

They started out being the kid at school with the bad lunch and moved on from there.

Brian o vretanos said...

Scrimshank is the name given to the splodgy lines that faulty computer printers produce.

Manufacturers deny that their products are designed to make scrimshanks the first time you change the cartridge after the guarantee's run out. They say it's just bad lack.

Thesaurus Rex said...

scrimshank; A rather embarrasing itchy rash caused by the wearing of cricket boxes for too long.

Stephen said...

A scrimshank is a very large cut of meat, or in the case of something like a turkey, the whole animal, that has been served repeatedly for dinner after dinner until little meat is left on the bones, and yet it keeps getting served.

Stephen from Scottsdale, Arizona, USA
http://stephen-has-spoken.blogspot.com/

pami sami said...

Scrimshank: Is when you give someone a five dollar bill to grab you a vanilla latte and you know it only costs $3.75. This person never gives you the change, they are scrimshankers and you have been scrimshanked!
Scrimshankers are known for not mentioning this left over change, I think they consider it a delivery fee but we all know they were going to starbucks anyway.

coolskool mom said...

LOL, LOL, Pami sami, I think I have been guilty of this one, more than a few times.....hee hee

coolskool mom said...

the flipping of a coin before a ball game

Unknown said...

A scrimshank (n.) is a person who is incapable of throwing anything away that s/he thinks might come n handy in the future, no matter how small, old or insignificant it seems at the time. A scrimshank's family often have to put up with shelves and cupboards full of rusty screws, single shoe laces and small lengths of string rolled together in a ball.

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