Sunday, January 06, 2008

Bezonian

A bezonian is actually a rascally beggar. Intriguing. I enjoyed the small number of invented meanings for bezonian. Our runaway winner was Thinks! who was obviously living up to his (or her) name. Well done, Thinks!

4 comments:

Thinks! said...

Benzonian; more commonly known as the Benzonian Devil, lurks behind the pumps in filling stations. He is the one responsible for the pump nozzle clicking off every 2 seconds so that it takes half an hour to fill your fuel tank.
The best remedy I've found is to stick your tongue out, run around the forecourt with your thumbs in your ears whilst waggling your fingers for a few minutes. This seems to scare him away - and most of the other customers too!

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Merriam said...

A bezonian is a person who attracts bees.

Sandra Dodd said...

It's a term from chemistry/geology. When a rock forms crystals that are long and keep growing lengthwise, instead of being a smaller, finished shape, that's a bezonian crystal.

Anonymous said...

Bezonian is an epoch of geological time.

In the bezonian epoch, the Earth was still dominated by dinosaurs, predominately flying dinosaurs who gathered spores from ferns.