Waddy

Thanks for your incredibly interesting and well thought out meanings. I'm impressed. While I've been away, the word imps have been honing their skills. A waddy is, in real life, a native Australian war club. My dictionary doesn't mention Aboriginal, but I'm assuming that's what it means by native Australian. However, judging by some tv news items we get here in NZ about Australian street brawls, it could be another word for a beer bottle. However, I digress. My pick of the fabulous invented meanings for waddy today is from Louisa. It was a very difficult decision as they all made me laugh. However, Louisa's made me laugh loudest and longest. Well done, you! Here's her winning effort:
Waddy is the collective noun for spitballs, lovingly produced in the mouths of teenage boys from the cheap paper found in their school jotters.

Example: "The fourth form launched a coordinated waddy of spitballs at Mr Samuels when he attempted to teach them about logarithms."

The term, along with the term "fourth form", is largely outdated as the teenagers would now use other means to assault the aforementioned Mr Samuels.

Example: "When Mr Samuels attempted to teach the Year 10s about logarithms, the class all used their iPhones to log onto Facebook and send a thousand virtual saliva ejections at his Wall, using the iExpectorate app."