Friday, December 21, 2007

Benthos

Benthos is the collective term for the life forms which thrive on the ocean bottom. But do they know it's Christmas? Thanks for your very funny invented meanings for benthos. I was amused. The pollsters loved Magdalene's invented meaning. Great work, M.

16 comments:

Sara said...

Benthos refers to all the broken bits of garden and household equipment that people leave outdoors 'temporarily' when in actual fact the stuff will be collecting mould and untidying the garden for months, years even. It probably originated from the words bent and hose, which of course would be fairly useless.

Thinks! said...

In england at least, Mr Fray Bentos used to sell canned corned beef. I believe Messuer Fre' Benthos would perhaps be selling corned horse. (Interesting that we don't have a food word for horse in english -as we do beef for cow- probably because we don't eat them.) Anyway I'm afraid I don't have a recipe for corned horse hash!

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Stephen said...

Benthos is one of the sons of the Norse god Thor. Not quite having the abilities of his father, Benthos is most well known as the inventer of nails.

Stephen from Scottsdale, Arizona, USA
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The Encourager said...

Benthos is a quality of emotions, that arouses feelings of pity, sympathy, tenderness, or sorrow.
"The benthos of my heart went out to the grieving widow as she laid her life partner to rest."

coolskool mom said...

flurried activity
"I was in quite a benthos yesterday, trying to finish up all my shopping before my guests arrived."

sandy shoes said...

Benthos is the lowest point of an argument. Generally, a debate can be said to be approaching benthos when reasoned argument is abandoned and namecalling begins. Unless it is ended there, benthos might be reached when the participants insult each other's mothers.

Anonymous said...

A new combination breath mint and sleeping tablet. A strong seller amongst women who tend to give them to their husbands before bedtime.

Anonymous said...

ps-Since I'm not one of auntibecks
Tenesmusians....Merry Christmas to wordimps everywhere!

Anonymous said...

Benthos is a miniature grandfather clock otherwise known as a Ben father clock. When the giant clocks, intended to be a piece of furniture in foyers, hallways and living rooms, is reduced, it is called a benthos. Benthos can be anywhere from 1/4 to 1/64th in scale and you'll find them everywhere from China hutches to jewelry boxes.

Katt said...

I think Benthos is the name of a super-organism once thought to be found attached to the shells of giant sea turtles.
These organisms were thought to live off of smaller orangisims that would attach thier selves to the moss like slime that built up on the underneath edges of the turtle shell.

Anonymous said...

Benthos is an little known Greek island, where they mass produce the strongest mints known to man.

Shari said...

Benthos is a term for tornado-bent/torn down houses.

That F3 tornado caused benthos a mile long.

Shari said...

I wanted to add...Merry Christmas to you and your family. :)

Unknown said...

Benthos (n.) is like kudos, except the praise is given by people who want somethng from you, not necessarily because you've acheived great things.

VeraB said...
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VeraB said...

Benthos is the wistful feeling you get when you think about the family you used to live across from at number 28 when you lived at number 23, but now you live halfway across the world.