Friday, April 04, 2008

Clumber

Oddly enough, a clumber is a type of spaniel. I was thoroughly impressed with your invented meanings, as usual. The pollsters chose the meaning contributed by Sandy Feet as today's winner. Great work, SF.

16 comments:

Unknown said...

Well I like your version Word Imp, I can just see John Wayne Clumbering around in the wild west.

Soooo Clumber.

Could it be the perjorative term used by qualified plumbers to describe their unqualified and clumsy apprentices.

Over tea break, watching him clear up his third flood of the day, George and Bert decided that young Johnny was a real clumber.

silver_flight said...

It's a tree trunk or similarly immovable obstacle that has somehow, during the night, placed itself in the road along your route to work.

lorenzothellama said...

Clumber United is the name of a local football team. They are noted for really enjoying their game but scoring very few goals. They are in the C Team of the J. Rowntree III Division that plays on Monday evenings at the Ashton-under-Lyne Sports Club.

Sandra Dodd said...

Clumbering is a little like laying drystone (mortarless walls). The wood is put in with a mallet, and never nails or screws. it was used in Norway and such places where there was more wood and humidity than hardware. The walls have a mosaic effect.

Thinks! said...

Christopher Clumber invented the wooden compass for mariners. Using this directional device he sailed across the Atlantic and discovered France. Not many people took any notice which is why he is not very well known.

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pami sami said...

Good word!
Clumber is essentially the same thing as slumber except it is referring to the sleep (or the lack of) of a pregnant woman. Because the sleep of a pregnant woman is so broken and interrupted and cannot really be called slumber. The only suitable name would be clumber. It is sort of a messy, clumsy sleep. Any woman who has had children and been pregnant with other little ones knows exactly what I am talking about!

Anonymous said...

Clumber is wood that you by of specialty. "NO", you say "thats lumber". Well, yes it is but you don't by that because it is special. Most likely you're going to be sawing, hammering, building, shaping you know that kind of stuff with lumber. No , with clumber people like to have it on display in your house or outside. It is Usually wood that was a tree but now is a rock or had a wonderful jewel in it, if you agree with me you would probably have that to!

Christa said...

Clumber is the word for how toddlers and young children get from one place to another on foot. They don't simply walk. They climb and stop to look at things. They try going backwards and hop to avoid cracks. They clumber along and teach you how to enjoy the journey.

Anonymous said...

A clumber is a cocktail made with gin and a mixture of squeezed carrot, lemon and cucumber juice. It has never been very popular given its unglamorous name and vile taste.

Anonymous said...

A clumber is a cocktail made with gin and a mixture of squeezed carrot, lemon and cucumber juice. It has never been very popular given its unglamorous name and vile taste.

Anonymous said...

Pami Sami was right with her definition.
Clumber can also define the laborous walk of a mom of 3 or more kids under the age of 4.
She clumbers not only because she gets no sleep, but also because she usually has one or more child attached to her rather like appendages.
The clumbering mother also usually has a haze in her eyes and a forced half grin on her face.

Stephen said...

A clumber is any vine that is really, really supposed to climb but would really, really rather not.

Stephen from Scottsdale, Arizona, USA
http://stephen-has-spoken.blogspot.com/

aandthirtyeights said...

A Clumber is a clumsy clamber. Usually, by an inexperienced climber. It is more often used in the "competitive climb" sense - as a disorganised, unruly race for the top spot.

eg: The contestants clumbered for first place, breaking every rule on the way, even as the poor host tried to bring order to proceedings.

Sara said...

Clumber is a delicious dessert made from plums baked with a sticky, buttery, cake-like topping. It's usually served with Devonshire clotted cream and responsible for much belt loosening following Sunday lunch.

Subodh said...

Clumber is doing something unexciting, because one is too lazy to do something else. "He does not like his job, but clumbers along anyway."

Anonymous said...

Clumber is a special purpose, past tense term used to describe deceased rock climbers. For example, "He clumb that rock face."