Sunday, February 11, 2007

Spattee

A spattee is actually a woollen legging (or probably two) worn over shoes and stockings. The blog meanings were exceptional and the runaway winner on the poll was The Chindo. Well done, again.

14 comments:

Shari said...

Spattee is the receiver of the accidental spray of spit that comes out of the speaker's mouth.

As Mr. Smith talked, the listener became an unexpected spattee as he tried to break away from him so he could wipe the splatter off.

Two Cents said...

Spattee n.
A style of painting in which the artist has thrown paint on an empty canvas. Typically, finer details are created by the use of flicking paint from a small brush onto the project.

Spattee v.
To throw paint as a mode of expression.

Spattee (slang) v.
To drink a latte or beverage carelessly, resulting in foam on one's nose.

LauraLee said...

Spattee is a small bird found in Northeast Asia. The spattee is known for flying long distances with very little rest and food. Spattee's are brown with speckled red spots.

Anonymous said...

Spattee is the term used to describe a person (usually, but not always, a man)who sports a Goatee. When a person with a Goatee has the unfortunate habit of collecting food, toothpaste and other unidentifibale items in their Goatees, they are referred to a Spattees.

Anonymous said...

A spattee is somebody who uses a Spitton.

Anonymous said...

Spitton should read Spitoon.

Unknown said...

Spattees are the sexy little pantalettes which very adventurous Victorian women wore , which could be interpreted as closet defiance( no pun intended) in an era of total sartorial modesty.

Anonymous said...

Spattee describes the bubbles babies blow when they are happy. Usually spattees contain lots and lots of drool.

Rashmi said...

Spattee is a little spat... It is generally the result of girls being endlessly teased (usually about their weight) by their male friends and is generally easy to sort out... a few praises and chocolates generally do the trick!

Unknown said...

Spattee....

No, I can't think of anything, but I did know the real answer to dipsomania.

So maybe spattee is a person that tries to win an argument by redirecting the argument onto a topic they know they can win on.
Spattees can be identified by the overuse of the phrase, "Yes, but"

The Mad Fishicist said...

the stinging pain of splashing fat when frying bacon naked.

Sonnjea said...

Totally different from frying naked bacon, but I digress


The spattee is that little hook or eyelet on the back of a picture frame, through which your nail or picture hanger goes. If you've had a couple of drinks before you attempt to hang your photos, it's very difficult to get the nail and the spattee to meet up.

The Chindo said...

Your Hitler mustache definition is not far off from the true definition. Though having nothing to do with the despot, a spattee (pronounced spah-TAY) is actually a small "wig" or artificial hair piece used on places other than the head to cover baldness. Used by different racial groups for different reasons, spattees cover up areas where nature did not give one the desired or fashionable hair growth. The original spattee design, worn by Wyatt Earp and his brothers, actually doubled as a spittle filter, which thereby gave the spattee it's name.

"Does Minh actually have that much chest hair, or do you think that's a spattee?"

auntibeck said...

Hilarious Chindo! Way to go!