Teleology

I love teleology - and I never knew it until now. That's the wonders of dictionary reading for you. Teleology is the belief that everything has a predetermined purpose. I agree wholeheartedly. My anonymous commenters were vying for the top honours on this one, with the winner being... wait for it... Anonymous with this invented meaning for teleology: "A study into gaining supernatural powers like teleport, telepathy and telekinetic." Thanks for your contribution(s) Anonymous.